The best conclusion ever. 🚌⛵☠️.
In 2011 I was in school and didn't really have much time between school and tuition classes to watch a movie or to do fucking anything other than study neither did I have much pocket money to spend on a franchise whose previous instalment was utter garbage. But then came a 3 day-long weekend and we had a bit of free time and word started to spread around that this movie is the real shit…
Looks like Kirsty's boyfriend broke up right after the first movie, smart guy.
Hellraiser 2 picks up with Kirsty as she is brought to a mental institution after the horrible events of Hellraiser (1987), where the occult-obsessive head doctor resurrects Julia and unleashes the Cenobites and their demonic underworld.
When it comes to the main plot there isn't much in the movie as the curiosity of Dr. Channard leads Kirsty and Julia into the underworld in search of her father…
Hellbrazzers:- The porn parody.
At this point, if they made a movie about Cenobites as henchmen traveling in time to take out anyone for just looking at the cube, with the only bad thing they ever did in their entire life is to wrongfully park their car in a handicapped spot and turning that into their personal hell; I wouldn't be surprised at all. (Don't take this statement seriously and make a movie out of it, I'm just kidding)
H9…
The birth of an idea. 🛫💥☠️
Final Destination follows Alex who saves a few of his school friends from death when he gets a premonition that their plane will crash. Unfortunately, they all begin to die one after another in horrifying ways.
To be honest, the maximum rating this movie deserves is 4 stars but a perfect rating for having a similar impact even after 2 decades and an idea that stayed with this franchise only and wasn't exploited and…
Thank god it finally ended, now I'm gonna wash my brain with acid.
I'm pretty sure the Assessor was eating all the previous straight-to DVD scripts of this franchise that's why he was not able to swallow and passed out, because of how shit they were.
At this point, even Pinhead got pissed and said: "fuck the cube, let's set up our torture shop on earth and become permanent residents". That's right people cube means shit now, and gone are…
The Nun 3 is certainly on the cards now, isn't it Michael Chaves... 🪑🛁
The burden of expectations can be overwhelming even for the most resilient of individuals, the more you prove yourself the heavier the load. Such is the case of Narcisa, a girl who was considered "Holy" ever since she was a kid, living in a time and a community where religion was considered a major aspect of everyone's life, it became suffocating for her, forcing her to…
G.H.A., the latest entry in the found footage horror genre can be reduced to a mediocre film if you judge it way too critically which I did, but upon my second viewing I actually found it more entertaining, who would have known turning down the dickhead switch actually feels nice at times 😂,
The plot isn't original and is predictable for the most part but it still wasn't that bad, the movie quite nicely captures how in today's scenario people…
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Blink twice when you sense plot conveniences.
Me: "Ooh, fuck... I think my eyelids are malfunctioning."
Spoilers ahead... I guess... You’ve been warned.
What kind of workplace allows servers to just change their work clothes, wear a dress, and casually join the very gathering they're supposed to be working at, not the one next door or across the street but the very fucking party they’re meant to serve at. And for some reason, there's no manager or supervisor around, despite…
She is a ticking time bomb.
Ms .45 is an impeccable depiction of society and the rotten mindset it had towards women in the 70s and 80s. Forget nights there were places all around the world where you can't even go out comfortably without a sense of fear or insecurity. The main issue wasn't just that a few rotten apples were misbehaving the issue was hardly anyone dared to speak up against them.
After getting sexually assaulted twice in a…
He might not know where the coffee is, but I'm pretty sure he is well aware of the number of and different types of doughnuts in that doughnut box. A fucking useless cop.
#10 - Favorite movie of all time.
I have been working on this review for over a week now but managed to finish like 80% of it just now 🤣. Work, and especially studies, are draining me like hell; now I better get into a really good…
Should have gone for "Power of Christ compels you" instead of hiding under the sheet. 🤡📹🏨
Five years after an unexplained malfunction causes the death of 15 tour-goers and staff on the opening night of a Halloween haunted house tour, a documentary crew travels back to the scene of the tragedy to find out what really happened.
As a found footage flick there isn't much new or original when it comes to the style of filming, you got your same…
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Rec 2 begins exactly where the predecessor left off with Dr Owen, an official from the Ministry of Health, and a heavily armed GEO team of four (Fernandez, Martos, Rosso and Larra) equipped with video cameras are sent into a quarantined apartment building to control the situation and also in search for the potential cure for the virus.
Set in the same surroundings one might expect the sequel to be a letdown but surprisingly it did a number of things…