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neurotic, excitable, queer latinx mess of a human being.

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  • Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

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  • Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★★

  • From Ground Zero

    ★★★★

  • Step Brothers

    ★★

  • Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

    ★★

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  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love 2002

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Jan 2025

    The greatest Yakuza side quest to ever exist.

  • Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

    Nutty Professor II: The Klumps 2000

    ★★ Rewatched 04 Jan 2025

    There’s a good movie buried somewhere deep in here, but wooooof — at least Janet Jackson’s “Doesn’t Really Matter” is a perfect song.

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  • Green Book

    Green Book 2018

    ★★ Watched 05 Nov 2018 25

    English teachers everywhere are gonna bust a nut when this hits home video because it’s an absolute wet dream of a “movie to show to my class that deals with Serious Issues in a non-confrontational and palatable way when I don’t have a lesson plan.”

  • Cabaret

    Cabaret 1972

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Jul 2018 8

    me: haha what a fun queer romp
    also me: isn’t it terrifying watching this in 2018 and realizing that the slow rise of the nazi party that happened in 1931 berlin mirrors the way the united states has allowed neo nazi pieces of shit to rise rather rapidly due to not taking them seriously until they’re the only people in the audience

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