• Seven Samurai

    Seven Samurai

    ★★★★½

    Cinematography reached its peak when that one farmer’s hard-working graceful bum took up the whole camera

  • A Time to Kill

    A Time to Kill

    ★★★½

    The amount of sweat being released from these individuals is overwhelming

  • Bringing Out the Dead

    Bringing Out the Dead

    ★★★★

    Francis Ford Coppola’s nephew is undoubtedly one of the greats

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★½

    Its best quality being reminding us how incredible the first one is

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals

    ★★★★½

    I am yet to watch a bad Jake Gyllenhaal film and long may the run continue

  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★★½

    Bong Joon-Ho’s take on the Polar Express

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★½

    Nightmare blunt rotation

  • Cape Fear

    Cape Fear

    ★★★½

    The scariest I’ve seen De Niro since I watched dirty grandpa

  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    ★★★

    No plot just cars, feet and flamethrowers

  • The Family Man

    The Family Man

    ★★★★

    Is Nicolas Cage the face of Christmas?

  • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

    Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

    ★★★★

    down the hall and to the left

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★½

    A modern film that exudes the charm of a classic is rare to find, yet Alexander Payne crafts what is a much needed return to the storytelling that values relationships, growth and reform over spectacle; laughter, tears and catharsis existing in absolute perfect harmony.  The kind of art that seems to invite a rewatch every single year and one that I will personally keep revisiting with utmost certainty.

    Giamatti needs to stop being overlooked to the extent that he is; an absolutely remarkable actor

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