Walter Kafka

Walter Kafka

The real west was probably pretty boring too.

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  • Apache Woman

    ★★½

  • Apache Fury

    ★★★

  • Anything for a Friend

    ★★

  • Any Gun Can Play

    ★★★

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  • Apache Woman

    Apache Woman

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Una Donna Chiamata Apache

    December 10 1976

    Tommy's army troop massacres a tribe of Indians so Tommy rescues the sole survior, a beautiful woman. Now he has to take her along, dealing with men who want to kidnap and sell her. Tommy is trying to get to Fort Cobb.

    'Kinda tough to say. I'll call you Apache, okay?'

    Because it's 1976, now we have a spaghetti with a pulsing electronic score. I like the guitar parts better. Cliver has a…

  • Apache Fury

    Apache Fury

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    El Hombre de la Diligencia / Fury of the Apaches

    October 1st 1964

    Steve Loman is in charge of a waystation. He's got a grudge against a particular judge. It just so happens that the same judge is on a stagecoach that's attacked by Indians. Now they're all at the station together, facing an imminent siege by the Apaches. Can the cavalry get to the station in time to save them?

    'Here in the west, a woman's signature doesn't count.'…

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  • Police Story

    Police Story

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Do me a favor. Wake me in the New Year. The only thing on 1000 channels of television is an old game show. The more you have to watch, the less any of it means. At the moment I'm suffering from a Christmas Day Chocolate Hangover. In the spirit of the season Little K has somewhere lost his clothes. That works when you're one year old – less so in middle age. The artificial fire cooks in the wall. Soon…

  • Duck, You Sucker

    Duck, You Sucker

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Giu La Testa

    October 20 1971

    Bandit Juan is drafted into the side of the revolution by the Irish John Mallory.. Sacrifices will be made.

    'John. Juan.'

    Ok. We all love The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly. It's a slam banger. It's a comic book. This is something different, slower, more lyrical for sure. I suspect that may relate to some of the cool reception to it. At the same time, it doesn't have the epic scope of Once…

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