• Winterbeast

    Winterbeast

    ★★★½

    New England rocking on

  • End of Watch

    End of Watch

    ★★★★

    This movie had the potential to be so much better. Not even the fact that police make me uncomfortable. This movie is solid. It has its issues, but it’s still a fun watch

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★

    What the heck is right, Owen

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★½

    Ridley Scott continues to prove to me that his history education ended in primary school

    Also dude wrote a fantastic character in Gladiator and then threw literally all of it away for some reason

  • The Mind's Eye

    The Mind's Eye

    ★★★½

    Animusic before Animusic

  • How Not to Be Seen: A Fucking Didactic Educational .MOV File

    How Not to Be Seen: A Fucking Didactic Educational .MOV File

    There was a song and dance routine

  • The Day of the Jackal

    The Day of the Jackal

    ★★★★

    The dialogue is the only bad part

  • Anastasia

    Anastasia

    ★★★

    Cinematography: great
    Score: awesome
    Anastasia: dead with a bullet in her skull

    Seriously, nothing about this movie is real and, while it makes amazing fiction, they advertised it as reality. The real Anastasia, like her other siblings, were all executed in a basement. We know this to be true since everybody has said this for decades and DNA testing proves it.
    While I would personally not describe myself as communist (I’d probably be executed under a communist state) I will…

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★

    I don’t think I’m in the right headspace

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★½

    Feathers is my spirit animal

  • The Man Who Killed Don Quixote

    The Man Who Killed Don Quixote

    ★★★

    All of this could have been prevented with several glasses of water

  • Constantine

    Constantine

    ★★★

    It’s 2024 and the Devil is, once again, America’s #1 healthcare provider

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