Temporary like Achilles
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I didn’t like this the first time for its intellectual rigor or deep complexity, which is a good thing, because a second viewing only emphasizes how ultimately braindead this pageant of ridiculous tinsel cinema is. Damning as it sounds, I can’t think of a single reason Megalopolis works beyond its unwavering belief in its own exceptionalism — a belief which somehow acts backward upon itself to generate what is maybe the most unwieldy and ostentatious film I’ve ever loved. On…
Deadpool & Wolverine levels of cynical and tacky
the virgin amazing spider-man:
- responsibility, no power
- listens to phillip phillips unironically
- shares diluted to 0.03%
- skater
- has never seen a girl
the chad mcu spider-man:
- power, no responsibility
- girls are fine but legos are better
- can’t do anything w/o sugar daddy iron man
- snap score hit 1m last week
- favorite movie is the lion king (2019), doesn’t know it’s a remake
the thad raimi/maguire spider-man:
- power & responsibility
- ironic dancing
- respectful to women but not a simp
- relatable (can’t pay rent, occasionally emo)
- reads poetry, Augustine, probably
travis k liked Caleb Villa’s review of The Last Temptation of Christ
travis k liked Josh Ramsaran’s review of Gladiator II
travis k liked agamboi’s review of Small Things Like These
travis k commented on waklj’s review of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
travis k liked waklj’s review of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl