• The Stepford Wives

    The Stepford Wives

    ★★★★

    The thing is.... men are just like that

  • Scent of a Woman

    Scent of a Woman

    ★★★½

    charlie: im gonna take care of an old guy
    Frank slade: abducts him

  • ...And Justice for All

    ...And Justice for All

    ★★★★

    "Gay rights!"- Al Pacino

  • Manhattan

    Manhattan

    ½

    Maybe people will look at my rating and deem it to be too harsh. They will tell me to think of Diane Keaton, Meryl Streep, and Mariel Hemmingway's performances, or the supposedly brilliant script. They might see that I think Woody Allen is scum and tell me to separate the art from the artist.

    But that is not possible. It is a fundamentally flawed argument people use to make themselves feel less guilty about enjoying something made by someone horrible…

  • Where Hands Touch

    Where Hands Touch

    ½

    nazis listen to jazz so i guess that makes up for the holocaust

  • Death to Smoochy

    Death to Smoochy

    ★★★★★

    Edward Norton beats you to death wearing a pink rhino suit ASMR

  • Death to Smoochy

    Death to Smoochy

    ★★★★★

    CRITERION COLLECTION RELEASE WHEN

  • Frankie and Johnny

    Frankie and Johnny

    ★★★★★

    I Would Not Hesitate To Take This Man To The Altar

  • The Family Man

    The Family Man

    ★★★★

    Yes I gave this four stars, no i will not be accepting criticism

  • Real Women Have Curves

    Real Women Have Curves

    ★★★★

    George Lopez please use your Columbia admissions connection to get me in

  • Spy Kids

    Spy Kids

    ★★★★★

    Fegan Floop was a gay icon

  • National Treasure: Book of Secrets

    National Treasure: Book of Secrets

    ★★★★★

    This is the best sequel ever made sorry the godfather II :///

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