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The Ultimate Christmas Present 2000

★★★½ Watched 06 Dec 2024

A cute, preteen Christmas movie with the most adorable malfunctioning weather machine ever, towering, somewhat menacing North Pole elves and the patented nonsensical dream-logic that makes DCOMs so great.
Blood Beat 1983

★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Nov 2024 3

Its whiplash juxtapositions are what make Blood Beat such a yuletide delight.
American regional horror and French arthouse weirdness.
Classical music and zappy synths.
Wisconsin deer hunters and a supernatural samurai.
Hometown Christmas celebration and orgasmic astral slashings.
Gorgeous, peaceful woodland photography and chaotic, colorful seizure-inducing visual effects.
Perfectly balanced.

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The Year Without a Santa Claus 1974

★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Dec 2023 2

At one point Heat Miser calls Snow Miser “tutti-frutti” as if he himself isn’t equally tutti-frutti.
Terrifier 3 2024

★★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2024 8

A festive wintery blast of deranged, cringe-worthy Christmas cruelty, with some genuinely warm Christmas spirit.
A jolly, sacrilegious celebration of sickening, unholy seasonal slaughter, with a messianic final girl ✨adorned✨ with a crown of thorns.
A blood-soaked stocking, fabric stretched to its limit, threads straining to contain all the axe murders, trauma hallucinations, cannibalism, utility knife flaying, sexual pleasure by glass shard, chainsaw disembowelment, handgun violence, liquid nitrogen, broken jaw rat injections, demonic possession, appendage mutilation, throat slicing and decapitations…

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