• Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation

    ★★

    Lolita 2: Tokyo drift

  • The Hunger Games

    The Hunger Games

    ★★★★

    Ok so you're telling me when 24 teens are chosen to fight to the death and while they are in the arena none of them swear even once

  • American Psycho II: All American Girl

    American Psycho II: All American Girl

    ½

    Maybe the real American psycho was whoever thought this film would be a good idea.

  • Beautiful Boy

    Beautiful Boy

    ★★★

    Timothee Chalamet: Does drugs

    Steve Carell: nO gOd, No GoD pLeAsE.....nO.......No......nOooOoOOOooOOOoO

  • The Karate Kid

    The Karate Kid

    ★★★★

    Johnny Lawrence was the Logan Paul of the 1980s.

  • We Need to Talk About Kevin

    We Need to Talk About Kevin

    ★★★½

    You see, if they lived in the UK they would've just called supernanny instead. Problem solved.

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★½

    Armie Hammer's dream family, am I right?

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★★

    This is just

    30% Pop culture references
    20% Religious metaphors
    10% Sam Jackson saying "mother fucker"
    10% Some guy getting pissed off over a watch
    20% blood soaked fun
    10% tasty looking fast food

    And 100% Mia Wallace being the best character in all of cinema.
    Also this movie is pretty neat ngl.

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    Its definitely better than tall girl

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★½

    Omg that's so sad, Alexa play old town road.

  • Project X

    Project X

    ★★★

    Ironic how this movie would now be considered a period piece due to the lack of social distancing taking place.

  • Barbie of Swan Lake

    Barbie of Swan Lake

    ★★★

    Everyone: Black swan is the best ballet movie ever made

    Me an intellectual:

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