Halloween Ends
Nataniel Escobedo

Review by Nataniel Escobedo

Halloween Ends

2022
★★

Watched 14 Oct 2022

I have no words for this massive train wreck of a film

This will be a short review as I genuinely don't want to give this film any more time than I already have.

Writing is terrible, cringe worthy, and forgettable. The dialogue just had me saying "shoot yourself" and "people don't talk like this" multiple times. I suppose the nicest thing I can say for this film is that it looked good and the kills were bloody and messy, also a certain subplot I liked but I'll get to that later. The kills though they were also downright hilarious.

Which will lead me to say this film only escapes being a 1 because of how much I was laughing. It was like a train wreck that I couldn't stop watching.

Now for the subplot which I will not spoil, I will say that at first it had me rolling my eyes but as the film progressed it was getting more outlandish and because of that I came around to this plot line and just wanted them to go all the way with it. If they have I would've just been dying in my theater seat.

Anyway this is exactly how I anticipated Halloween Ends to be especially after Kills, the only relief I have is that it's finally over. At least until the inevitable Halloween reboot/remake.

IMDb: 2/10
Letterboxd: 2/5

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