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The Northman 2022

★★★★ Watched 21 Aug 2024 23

Honestly shocking we didn’t see any penis in this movie. Every scene I was like alright here comes some guys cock I can feel it. You get to the last fight scene they’re still wearing those diapers. Zero penis the entire film. Seems like a missed opportunity
The Matrix 1999

★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Aug 2024 9

I still love this movie so much. I love all of them. None of them are bad movies.
It’s also fun as an old man now to go back and watch stuff I loved as a kid and say “see?? We already had a bunch a black people in movies already!!” to my empty apartment.
If only they’d release New York undercover on Blu-ray.

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Longlegs 2024

Watched 15 Jul 2024 20

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The Whale 2022

★★ Watched 14 Dec 2022 20

So let me get this straight: when you’re a homoromantic body-positive that gets congestive heart failure from mayonnaise pizza you’re literally Jesus Christ but if you’re a closeted bi-curious racist that does it with cocaine you’re a bad guy that remains Twitter shadow-banned even during the Elon era??? Y’all is this right???

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