• Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    ★★★½

    A perfectly serviceable kids adventure that I enjoyed! Can’t wait for the third one!

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas

    The Nightmare Before Christmas

    ★★★★★

    Why’s Sally kinda…

  • A Christmas Story

    A Christmas Story

    ★★★★

    Why is every child in this movie insane?

  • The Santa Clause

    The Santa Clause

    ★★★½

    Fun Christmas movie!

  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ★★★½

    A fun Christmas thriller!

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    ★★★

    A disappointing and overlong finale that wasn’t terrible, but nowhere near as good of a finale as The Return of the King. I feel like The Hobbit would’ve worked better as one long movie instead of a trilogy. This should’ve been so much better and that’s all I really have to say.

  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    ★★★½

    A perfectly fine movie that I’d say is on the same level as the first film. This one has its fair share of cool moments but it once again feels dragged out and all of the new plot elements and characters aren’t very interesting. This one wasn’t terrible and it was awesome to see Legolas again, but this one ultimately turned out to be just fine and that’s all I really have to say.

  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    ★★★½

    A perfectly fine movie that would’ve benefited from a shorter runtime. While I enjoyed the characters, the movie spends way too much time introducing everyone and there are too many characters to keep track of. Once the adventure actually gets started, the film is really fun and enjoyable, especially the scene with Gollum and Bilbo. In my opinion, this movie is a perfectly fine start to the trilogy and that’s all I really have to say.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

    There’s a reason why this is my favorite movie of all time. It’s perfect on every level and it’s so epic and emotional. This is what Martin Scorsese would call “Absolute cinema.”

  • 8-Bit Christmas

    8-Bit Christmas

    ★★★½

    A solid, fun Christmas flick!

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★★

    Just as good as Fellowship of the Ring, if not a bit better. This is a truly epic, awesome continuation of the trilogy with many great moments that I absolutely adore just like the first one. Great film!

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★★

    Incredibly wholesome and funny.

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