Michael J. Epstein

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Favorite films

  • Barbarella
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch
  • The Abominable Dr. Phibes
  • Cabaret

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  • In the Hood

  • The Thirsting

  • First Person Savior

    ★★★★★

  • Hearts and Armour

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In the Hood

In the Hood

1998
Watched 2

How bad could this be?

Debbie, Tina, Rerun,...

Oh.

The Thirsting

The Thirsting

2006
Watched

This is a very confusing movie that feels like a bunch of different trash stuff jammed together, but you know what, I dug it!

It is truly the poster child for all over the place - sexy Tina Krause nun, Mickey Rooney with a magic watch, gratuitous undressing, weird dreams, S&M, endless crossfading, Lilith myth, etc. I'd be surprised if there was really ever a script or that script was followed, and I am fine with that.

You honestly could…

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Weapons

Weapons

2025
Watched 5

This is the auteur darling movie of the year that everyone can't stop raving about, and I don't get it at all. I just thought it was a poorly written, first-draft mess with no meaningful ideas. Oh, well. What I think doesn't matter all the way to the bank and the critical response.

I've thought about this more overnight, and I realize that what really bother me are movies that pretend to have meaning and depth, but are actually totally…

Immaculate

Immaculate

2024
Watched 3

I kind of loved this. I think it will probably struggle a little bit to find an audience because it's really trying to merge 70s Italian horror cinema with modern Blumhouse sensibilities. I suspect fans of the former will lose it a little on the latter and fans of the latter will lose it a little on the former. I'm on the 70s Italian cinema side, but I was willing to accept it on its own terms and jump scares.…

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Blu-ray releases we shot materials for 21 films

Movies I worked on in some capacity (sorted by release date) 210 films

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Predator Ranked 8 films

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