How bad could this be?
Debbie, Tina, Rerun,...
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This is a very confusing movie that feels like a bunch of different trash stuff jammed together, but you know what, I dug it!
It is truly the poster child for all over the place - sexy Tina Krause nun, Mickey Rooney with a magic watch, gratuitous undressing, weird dreams, S&M, endless crossfading, Lilith myth, etc. I'd be surprised if there was really ever a script or that script was followed, and I am fine with that.
You honestly could…
This is the auteur darling movie of the year that everyone can't stop raving about, and I don't get it at all. I just thought it was a poorly written, first-draft mess with no meaningful ideas. Oh, well. What I think doesn't matter all the way to the bank and the critical response.
I've thought about this more overnight, and I realize that what really bother me are movies that pretend to have meaning and depth, but are actually totally…
I kind of loved this. I think it will probably struggle a little bit to find an audience because it's really trying to merge 70s Italian horror cinema with modern Blumhouse sensibilities. I suspect fans of the former will lose it a little on the latter and fans of the latter will lose it a little on the former. I'm on the 70s Italian cinema side, but I was willing to accept it on its own terms and jump scares.…
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