watching movies with me fucking sucks because im always like "oh hey thats the guy who played male nurse #2 in the canadian exorcist"
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Being John Malkovich 1999
Perfect dream logic movie that has no right to exist or be this good. Pretty much everything that tried to imitate this vibe in the 2000s was too saccharine and twee but here you get real scumbag John Cusack, the master Cameron Diaz, an insanely sexy and cool Catherine Keener, and of course, Johnny himself in a role he by all accounts should never have taken on but works so beautifully in. Bursting with ideas and incredibly funny.
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Near Dark 1987
A vampire movie that strips the glamour and power of the mythos and renders its monsters into pathetic, wandering ghouls. Into this nomadic family is thrust a seemingly-sweet teen boy who refuses to pay the wages of undeath but is fine having his maker/mother/girlfriend kill for and sustain him in an eroticized parody of breastfeeding. Tangerine Dream soundtrack, beautiful night shots of the American south, and an unhinged performance by Bill Paxton as a leather jacket-draped psychopath make this a…
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Quatermass and the Pit 1967
Cool slow burn build up of paranoia and man tampering with things he should not before everything explodes into total insanity in the last 15 minutes.
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Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter 1974
Really feels like someone's tabletop game became a movie. You've got the main guy being a total badass who has a katana for some reason, unnecessary bar fights, weird lore, a kind of convoluted adventure — it's all here. Pretty solid entry in the "what if there was a cool dude we didn't explain too much" genre.
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Christine 1983
Things I love about this movie:
-No explanation or lore behind Christine. She's just an evil car! We can all understand that, we don't need backstory
-The affection between Arnie and Dennis, which feels pretty unusual for an 80s movie about high school guys
-Seemingly 40 year old high schooler who gets killed by the car
-The preponderance of "shitter" as a term of abuse, which I've literally never heard anywhere else
-Carpenter's killer theme
-"God, I hate rock and roll"
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