Megan has written 75 reviews for films during 2023.

  • Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    “Oh I didn’t know she could rap” - my mother watching Taylor Swift sing Delicate

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    Crazy to watch an instant classic unfold in front of your eyes in real time. I’m gonna go reread Catcher in the Rye and pretend this happened to Holden

  • O Brother, Where Art Thou?

    O Brother, Where Art Thou?

    ★★★★

    This is just how southern people act

  • Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God

    Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God

    This was a good documentary but I really hate the tendency these docs have to drop information like “idk she was abused really bad by a family member and maybe got molested idk” as like a third act reveal when that literally explains so much of the behavior

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life

    ★★★★★

    the richest man in town!!!!!

  • Ferrari

    Ferrari

    ★★★

    Some of the worst accent acting I’ve ever heard is in this movie. I love Mann and wanted to like this (and kinda convinced myself I did when I first saw it). But the more I sat on this the worse it got. It’s probably better on rewatch but you have no idea what the film is building to, and then the rest of the movie is just a race. Penelope Cruz is amazing and every time I was like…

  • Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain

    Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain

    ★★★★

    Really unfortunate this didn’t get a theatrical release because watching this with a huge group was so much fun!!! Editing and pacing were kind of all over the place but it was generally pretty funny the whole time. Conan needs to act in everything

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★★

    Kind of unfortunate that Suzanne Collins clearly has a backbone and morals and cares about the integrity of the world she’s created because I would love for there to be a new one of these every year for the rest of my life that follows every single hunger games but I also understand that is not the point lol

  • May December

    May December

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The end with him helping bring little butterflies into the world and her about to just shoot a fox dead literally makes me feel so ill. I’m not gonna stop thinking about this movie for awhile

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★

    One of the greatest theater experiences of my life. This movie is garbage and I couldn't have dreamed of a better theater to watch it in. As soon as we walked into the theater there was 5 small children (ages 2-9) in the front row and the mom did not give a FUCK what they were doing. I kinda felt bad for the oldest kid who was wearing a children's Moncler puffer jacket that costs $1000 because they obviously actually…

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered

    ★★★★★

    If you put all of the greatest film makers of all time in a room and tried to recreate this they couldn’t even get close

  • Les Misérables: 10th Anniversary Concert at the Royal Albert Hall

    Les Misérables: 10th Anniversary Concert at the Royal Albert Hall

    ★★★★★

    It’s literally so over for me

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