• Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★

    Avril Lavigne needle drop…. The movies are so fucking back

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    She beat the menu monster by saying can I haz cheeseburger

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Letting him hit right after he murders your brother>>>>

  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    gay son AND thot daughter

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★

    Not sure how to explain why I didn't love this, so I'll start with what I did like: I LOVED the costumes and how Joy looks like a Bjork album cover towards the end of the movie. The editing was good. The visuals were a lot of fun, I loved all the confetti and glitter throw up. The lighting was great!! Visually the movie was great!! Also having to do something statistically improbable to jump universes was very silly and…

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I hope Finney goes home and beats the shit out of his dad

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★★

    Oh word I’m just never gonna be happy?

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Getting the ick from your husband watching himself get executed

  • Saw II

    Saw II

    ★★

    I like the montage at the end where they show us everything that happened in the entire movie just to make sure we got it

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Killing myself in front of an underaged prostitute to drastically change the trajectory of her life

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★★★★

    I want to kill myself so fucking bad.

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★★★

    the second movie where Timothée lies about being a virgin

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