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Chopping Mall 1986

★★★ Rewatched 07 Jan 2025

CLINTermission (5)
Wrapping it up with an all-timer head explosion
Opera 1987

★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Jan 2025

CLINTermission (4)

Popular reviews

The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1996

★★★★★ Rewatched 05 May 2019

my secret theory is that they wrote the gargoyles in last minute to make this a children’s movie
bc this is 90% NOT a children’s movie
terrifying and moving, this thing is hitting different notes and operating on different levels than any other Disney classic
Dear Evan Hansen 2021

½ Watched 22 Sep 2021 1

as an anti-suicide PSA it’s actually quite effective:
don’t kill yourself bc if you do crypt-keeper Ben Platt will come to your house and fuck your sister

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Horror film nerd and easy movie crier. My heart beats equally for Ozu and Fulci. Very stupid. She/Her.

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