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Mountainhead

Mountainhead 2025

★★★½ Watched 1

Writer 1: "Okay, what do we name the dickiest of the dicks?"

Writer 2: "How about Dick?"

Writer 1: "Too crude."

Writer 2: "Penis?"

Writer 1: "Too on the nose."

Writer 2: "...Venis?"

Writer 1: "Fucking perfect."

The Mouse Trap

The Mouse Trap 2024

½ Watched 5

Oh noooooo... Please don't hurt me Mr. Mickey Mouse... Please don't get me with your big juicy knife... oh noooooo... 🔪😳🐭

A Minecraft Movie

A Minecraft Movie 2025

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched 18

"It's harder to create than to destroy. That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce."

I left the theater nothing less than inspired.

I have been playing Minecraft for 13 years now.

Does that make me cringe? Probably. Does that make me a loser? Yeah. Does that mean that I could appreciate a little bit of what they were trying to do here? Absolutely.

Sure, it may be fun to keep repeating Jack Black's quotes like a broken brainrot record…

Sinners

Sinners 2025

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched 2

We couldn't even make it 50 feet out the theater before buying tickets to the next screening

Transformers One

Transformers One 2024

★★★★ Liked Watched 1

First half: The Bee Movie
Second half: Revenge of the Sith
All: Unexpectedly good

Companion

Companion 2025

★★★½ Watched 1

Jack Quaid moaning like that is gonna haunt my nightmares

Heretic

Heretic 2024

★★★★ Liked Watched 2

This was especially terrifying for me due to my extreme fear of missionaries

Wicked

Wicked 2024

★★★★ Liked Watched 2

This film defied both gravity and all odds to be this unexpectedly fantastic

Friendship

Friendship 2024

★★★ Watched

I don't think I have had so much second-hand embarrasment... ever

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