• Subservience

    Subservience

    I wanna know who was freaky enough to make the quote for this "Don't turn her on."

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★½

    Glad to know that the voices in my head are just Satan

  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★½

    A world without Twitter... how beautiful...

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★

    This film defied both gravity and all odds to be this unexpectedly fantastic

  • Transformers One

    Transformers One

    ★★★★

    First half: The Bee Movie
    Second half: Revenge of the Sith
    All: Unexpectedly good

  • Moana 2

    Moana 2

    ★★★½

    The one part I really loved was the previews

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★½

    With such a stacked cast in such stupid nonsense, this just felt like a long SNL sketch

  • The Mouse Trap

    The Mouse Trap

    ½

    Oh noooooo... Please don't hurt me Mr. Mickey Mouse... Please don't get me with your big juicy knife... oh noooooo... 🔪😳🐭

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    ★★★★★

    Almost relatable but I'm just bad and ugly 😔

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★

    Who the hell thought a Harley Quinn not played by Margot Robbie was a good idea

  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★★

    Cooper masking his psychopathy is how I assume I sound masking my autism

  • Look Back

    Look Back

    ★★★★★

    How the fuck am I supposed to rate this? Like, 5 stars for almost making me cry but this is simply unfair.

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