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  • A New Leaf
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • Gun Crazy
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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  • A Novel Noel

  • Our Little Secret

  • Gladiator II

  • Wicked

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  • Our Little Secret

    Our Little Secret

    I’m genuinely happy Lindsay Lohan found her new niche. Also, Dr. Spaceman!

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    Costumes + Sets + Ariana + Cynthia + SpongeBob + Bowen + ugh those costumesssssss = made this theater kid one happy girl 🩷💚

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  • Anyone But You

    Anyone But You

    The romantic comedy is….still dead. This was an overhyped excuse for a beloved genre. I also have big boobs and am from Spokane, so put me in coach, I could deliver lines better than Sydney Sweeney. (Also god bless the AD to had schedule the elaborately staged bloopers throughout production.)

  • Dune

    Dune

    There wasn’t Sting in a gold speedo, so that was disappointing.

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Movies to watch this Fall 10 films

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