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Loved Wolf Children so much that I am going full lupine in my favs today.

Favorite films

How did I ever miss this holiday gift?!?! A few of Santa’s reindeer slay here: Vixen, Blitzen, and Slasher. One of the early final girl films; a 70s horror that remains fresh. We have a bevy of Pi Kappas murdered, skewed camera angles and a creep in the sorority attic. Hussey is the icing on this Yuletide treat. I loved the open ended finale like the last unopened sinister gift tucked far under the 🎄.

A few of the many iconic moments:

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“O’ Come Let Us Adore him”:🦄🩸

★★★½ Liked Rewatched 10 Dec 2023 5

You’re reading this so you know enough about the film already. Given it’s the holiday season I will share this Christmas carol synopsis.

12 dommers domming
11 pervs a-pissing
10 lewds a-leering
9 ladies droning
8 maids a-milking
7 couples crawling
6 groins a-groping
5 anal rings
4 balling butts
3 drenched hens
2 feces feastings
In an sicky Pasolini movie

Recent reviews

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched 12 Jan 2026

My go to film when i need to chill. Goldsworthy's performance art connects me to nature's cycle of creation and destruction. Beauty is everywhere, a siren's song in shape, and color and motion. If you crave mother earth's gentle rhythm and caress, watch this. One of my all time favs.

½ Watched 08 Jan 2026 1

Self-inflicted wound. This is a mean-spirited haggis bag of a movie. You know it will be disgusting but you still consume it and discover that is in fact nauseating and repugnant.

Popular reviews

★★★★★ Liked Watched 08 Oct 2024 7

TW: following directions

Happiest I have been leaving a theater in ages. Laughing. Nauseated. Repulsed. Tit-ilated. Popcorn-stuffed. What a great horror film! Audience participation of giggles, groans, gags and walkouts says it all!! If gore is your game, you MUST see this on the big screen. Kick me next Margaret Qualley! Me! Me!

★★ Watched 16 Jul 2024 19

C’mon. Be honest. This movie sucks. Nic Cage at his self-indulgent worst. A wannabe agent Starling. FBI that only investigate at night. Occult mumbo jumbo with no logical cohesion. Gratuitous snakes?!?! Really? And no jump scares. None. Two stars for popcorn with M&Ms

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