Coralie Fargeat’s incredible The Substance is the ultimate squelchy film of 2024. This film is at first Kubrickian, then heavily Cronenberg-esque, but ultimately the unhinged and deliciously demented singular flavor of Fargeat’s brand of in-your-face feminist filmmaking. This is a brilliantly gross commentary on show business, on beauty standards, on toxic self-image, on the disgusting divide between the spotlight and those shining it, and all executed with a vigor and rage evocative of a fight against societal inequalities. This shit fucking rules. Sounds, visuals, and effects come together in one of the most fun films I’ve watched in a long, long time.

I’m a sobbing mess

This is simply one of the best looking and most engaging films of the year. Robert Eggers uses a wealth of costumes, sets, and Jarin Blaschke’s immaculate cinematography to pull us into 1830s Germany with the skill of an absolute master. The vivid period dialogue and committed performances of the cast add to the element of strange reality imbued into every frame of this incredible monster fucker film. Nosferatu is an absolute delight.

Ok but I haven’t laughed this much during a movie in a very long time and idk what that says about me

MCU the Santa clause 
I didn’t hate it!

I’m sorry but there is no way that was Bill Skarsgard. That was my German great great great grand uncle Iksholf. Id recognize that voice anywhere. He 350years old but he’s chill. Nice try Eggers

Jeremy Saulnier still got the juice. Aaron Pierre’s lead performance carries this thing and some GOOD supporting work from Annasophia Robb and Don Johnson elevate this thriller even more. One of the most entertaining movies I’ve seen all year

Zombie Romeo and Juliet without the balls for them both to die 
It was cute tho

This movie has GORE 
A popstar
And a sick sick ending 
It made me happy :)

good will cunting