Hellraiser: Hellworld
kevinjseamon

Review by kevinjseamon

Hellraiser: Hellworld 2005

★

Watched 08 Dec 2022

Henry Cavill is given head in the middle of this movie for what feels like an entire act, no pun intended. Later, the woman returns and says “now it’s your turn to go down.” And it’s clear that the intention is nefarious, that she’s maybe evil, and he’s gonna go down to hell. But Henry Cavill's character doesn’t know any of this, and instead makes this face 🤢 I swear to god. Superman over here afraid of giving head. “Providing oral pleasure is my kryptonite!” “I stand for Truth, Justice, and head being a one way street.” Punk ass. 

Pinhead isn’t in enough of this. That said, he uses a surgical cleaver and he cuts a dude’s head clean off. It’s pretty rad. 

Very “Saw” Esque. In both a bad and good way. 

Lance Henrickson is smoking too much in this. Homie needs some Nicorette.

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