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In the Lost Lands 2025

★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

Do you know what this is missing? NICOLAS FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CAGE WOO!
But seriously. Who tf wrote this and why do they have a job.
God fucking damn it
3/10
Black Bag 2025

★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

I would give anything to be in a threesome with Cate Blanchett and Michael Fassbender. Holy shit are they the hottest couple I’ve seen on screen in a while.
Anyways, this is a terrific spy movie and I wish it was fucking longer.
I need more. I need more. I need more. Pleaseeee give me more.
Everything was well written, well acted, and well everything. It was tense, funny, and perfect.
Love pretty much everything about it
9/10

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Mickey 17 2025

★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

This was must better than Mickey 16. I still think Mickey 10 is the best in the series, but this was a step in the right direction. I can’t believe they’ve made so many damn movies and there still might be another sequel.
Oh well. As long as we get more shirtless Robert Pattinson, I’ll be sat when they inevitably make Mickey 46. I still wish they’d show his dick. Like come on, it’s rated r and I can’t see…
The Shining 1980

★★★★★ Watched 18 Oct 2023 1

I’m so glad I finally watched this!! I can see why this movie is so loved, because holy shit is this movie amazing. The score is incredible. It’s my favorite part of the movie. Everybody talks about Jack Nicholson’s performance, and while he’s phenomenal, I think Shelley Duvall steals the show with her performance. It’s the most genuine and frightening performances I’ve ever seen. And rightfully so, because of what Kubrick put her through.
Kubrick’s style of directing is so good. The cinematography and camera work is phenomenal. There are some gorgeous shots.
Overall this movie is just so so good.
10/10

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