Road House
Jordan Kaminski

Review by Jordan Kaminski

Road House 2024

★★★

Watched 23 Mar 2024

I unapologetically loved Conor McGregor in this, he's so unintentionally funny in everything he does, his insane permanent smile even when he's knocked into the water, his fucking walk, his delivery, everything. I've never seen an actor deliver every line they have in the exact same way, just amazing.

No matter what though, I'll always be there for Jake Gyllenhaal, to me he's one of the only actors I think truly elevates and makes a movie watchable no matter how wonky overall a film may be. Without him this wouldn't have worked at all. Where the hell did he get dynamite from though?

Always good to see Kevin Carroll, shoutout The Leftovers. Arturo Castro was great, and I really liked Billy Magnussen as well, he played the rich frat bro using daddy's money to seem tough really well, the punchable face helps a lot.

CGI Post Malone is crazy though.

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