Jonazz

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I like rating movies but I hate it at the same time.

Favorite films

  • The Hunt
  • Yojimbo
  • The Usual Suspects
  • The Wolf of Wall Street

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  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    ★★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

  • The Hunt

    ★★★★½

  • Rush Hour

    ★★★½

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

    Lord of the Rings, my precious.

    I think the LOTR trilogy might be the first time I fell in love with the movies. It might not be what 'got me into film' per se, but it sure is one of my earliest cinematic loves. I think it's been about two years since I last watched these movies, which is obviously way too long, and after many many watches, the magic is still there. None of it is gone. I fell…

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  • The Mouse Trap

    The Mouse Trap

    ½

    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is good compared to this. This is quite possibly the absolute worst movie I have ever seen.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★★

    "I can't do this Sam."

    "I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end it's only a…

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  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    ★★★

    I kinda knew the overall conception going into this, but I'm happy to personally confirm that this didn't blew up the reputation of the original trilogy (let's involve the 4th as less as possible). It obviously comes nowhere near being as good as any of the first three movies, but it does surpass Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, by far.

    The opening sequence already feels quite right; seeing de-aged Harrison Ford was fun, and we immediately get introduced to stakes.…

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    I don't know why it took me so long to log this.

    This movie is amazing. I think I slightly prefer Into the Spider-Verse, but this one is about as magnificent as it can get; the animation is just top-tier, every character is awesome, the bits of comedy hit pretty much every time, altough not always being laugh-out-loud funny (doesn't need to be), the pacing is fast (dude, those 140 minutes went by real fast), and the action scenes are…

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