• Plane

    Plane

    ★★

    really shouldn’t watch films where planes crash because im always so stressed when flying anyway

  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    ★½

    watched for samara weaving and her maybe less than five minutes of screen time <3

  • The Hangover Part III

    The Hangover Part III

    ★½

    i should stop watching films im not interested in since midway into this i bought a new pair of shoes

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man

    ★½

    can’t remember a single thing that happened except ryan gosling being referred to as a ken doll.

  • Serenity

    Serenity

    having a film day today and we are off to a bad start, but at least it can only go up from here. (hopefully.)

  • Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

    Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

    ★★

    what i’m taking from these films is that there will be parts i enjoy but mostly parts i will not remember.

  • The King's Man

    The King's Man

    ★★

    the best part of watching this film was when i finished my 1000 piece snow white jigsaw.

  • Paris When It Sizzles

    Paris When It Sizzles

    ★★½

    haven’t seen audrey hepburn star in a film where she has an ugly outfit, they are always stunning.

  • They Came Together

    They Came Together

    this movie feels like it could be done in like 7 minutes.

  • The Greatest

    The Greatest

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    was really shocked when aaron taylor-johnson’s character died like it isn’t the whole plot of the film

  • Ava

    Ava

    ½

    sometimes i’ll be halfway through a film and wonder what ever happened to my standards.

  • To Catch a Thief

    To Catch a Thief

    ★★½

    maybe i would have enjoyed this more if an actual cat was the thief. i dont know though.

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