• Wolf Man

    Wolf Man

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Half star bump bc Leigh Whannell included a bear trap.

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★★

    I think I’m between a 3.5 and a 4, but rounded up for

    -Denzel Washington
    -The opening credits when the I splits into two

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    dying to know what the cigarette budget for this movie was.

  • Transformers One

    Transformers One

    ★★★★

    what the fuck, how was this so good

  • The Core

    The Core

    ★½

    I can’t believe I let Nick talk me into watching this.

  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★★

    unnecessary shirtless Josh Hartnett on the big screen, I’ve prayed for times like these

  • The Idea of You

    The Idea of You

    ★★½

    exactly what I would expect from a movie based on a book that started out as fanfic. love that it exists tho. 

    also is it just me or the audio mix on this awful?

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    inject this score directly into my veins please.

  • This Is Me…Now

    This Is Me…Now

    ½

    the half star rating is solely for being less than 90 min

  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    They brought back my girl Mothra, gave Godzilla pink powers, and gave Kong a power glove? 

    THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU.  

    (Also FINALLY less of the human bullshit from the last couple movies.)

  • All of Us Strangers

    All of Us Strangers

    ★★★★★

    critical hit of emotional devastation dealt by andrew scott once again

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    Impressively and mind-blowingly bad in every way possible but had myself a relatively good time laughing through the entire thing.

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