“CON-TROL YOUR-SELF!”
I think I unintentionally picked the best movie possible to watch on New Year’s Eve…
Elisabeth Sparkle used to be a very popular actress to the point of earning a star on the Walk of Fame. However, a crude TV producers lets her go from her TV aerobics program due to her age (on her 50th birthday no less!). After surviving a rough car accident, she receives an opportunity to get a drug that can “unlock” the user’s…
“I have seen things in this world that would make Isaac Newton crawl back into his mother's womb. We are not so enlightened as we are blinded by the gaseous light of science.”
Taking place in 1838 in Wisborg, Germany, Thomas Hutter wants to improve his financial situation for him and his wife Ellen by accepting a commission from Herr Knock who wants to sell a home in Wisborg to Count Orlok. Meanwhile, Ellen senses a vampire pursuing and haunting…
“See that clock on the wall? In five minutes you are not going to believe what I've told you.”
Set in Lumberton, North Carolina, Blue Velvet is about college Jeffrey Beamount who stumbles across a human ear just a couple of days after returning to his hometown. This leads to him trying to find out what is going on with the help of the daughter of detective John Williams, Sandy. Clues point towards singer Dorothy Vallens being in the center…
Flow is about a cat, a capybara, a Labrador retriever, a lemur and a secretary bird traveling on a boat after the forest they live flooded. They all grow to be friends and work together to survive.
Flow is a gorgeous animated film with some moving storytelling. It takes a simple adventure story and tells it in a unique and authentic way with animals with realistic sounds and behaviors. The movie knows how to tell a solid story without a…
After having to wait for weeks for this film to play near me, I have finally gotten a chance to go out and see Damien Chazelle's La La Land. And after seeing it, I can honestly say that it was absolutely worth the wait because this film is phenomenal in just about every way. The story is engaging, the script and writing is brilliant, the characters are lovable, the soundtrack is masterful, the performances are terrific and Ryan Gosling and…
As far as the DC cinematic universe goes, it is a very mixed bag for me. I don't think the films are complete and utter failures like many people do, but they have been very disappointing to me. I like Man of Steel, I don't like Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, and I consider Suicide Squad to be a guilty pleasure of mine, but I don't think it is a very good movie. After the last two misfires, I…
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