Jakob Ross

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  • Saw VI

    Saw VI 2009

    ★★★ Watched 12 May 2021 2

    Why is it so funny that Jigsaw just randomly put a janitor in his trap for being a smoker

  • Saw

    Saw 2004

    ★★★★ Rewatched 04 May 2021

    Jesus calm down, it’s just a game. No need to get so heated.

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return 2017

    ★★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2020 1

    Twin Peaks is certainly something that will never leave me. This show is something that I could (and will) encourage everyone around me to watch. It is challenging, but rewarding. It fries your brain, but you love it.
    The show's mystery kept me coming back. Its wacky characters kept me coming back.

    The third and final season of Twin Peaks is certainly something that you need to have patience with. Walking into it and expecting the same story, tone, and…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse 2019

    ★★★★★ Watched 07 Nov 2019

    2019 Ranked
    I take no hesitation in saying that this is the best film of the year. Not a second went by where I was bored. The performances, cinematography, and score were all jaw-dropping. Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe drag you down with them into a pit of madness, and it truly gives you the feeling of losing your head.

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar 2019

    ★★★★½ Watched 04 Jul 2019

    Ari loves playing celebratory and jolly music during horrible and disturbing imagery and I love it every time.

  • Climax

    Climax 2018

    ★★★★★ Watched 13 May 2019

    Who knew it was possible to have so much fun while feeling sick to your stomach? I really think they should start showing elementary schoolers this film, and I think it would have a massive effect to them instead of showing the poorly executed and cheesy drug psa videos or whatever. This film had me tearing up, horrified and had me feeling almost hypnotized or high. Writing this immediately after viewing, I'm struggling a little to put to words how…

  • Hellboy

    Hellboy 2019

    ★ Watched 15 Apr 2019

    Like two huge horns growing from your head, “Hellboy” is one hell of a headache.

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather 1972

    ★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2019

    The most intense episode of Family Feud

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