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PO: Jesus christ, what happened to you?

Grace:🚬
In-Laws🩸

Really funny, really brutal horror movie. Samara Weaving earned her Scream Queen status.👰🏼‍♀️

The amount this movie makes me hate the le Domas family is indescribable. I hated all of them so much I was mad😡. Fuck them all. Fuck Tony, Fuck Becky, Fuck Helene, Fuck Alex. Damn, I hated those smug self-important pieces of shit. I cheered as they died. 🎉 Great horror villains.

Watching Samara Weaving brain Andy Macdowell was the high point of my day.📦🧠

Emilie, the cokehead sister❄️, had some of the funniest moments. Just a complete train-wreck of a person. She killed like 3 people on accident.😂

The nail through the hand scene. Ahh! I can’t watch.🙈

The ‘love me tender’❤️ cover by the Stereo Janes that plays at the end is so good. What a perfect choice.🎶 

The only thing stopping me from giving this the whole 5 stars is that I wish the le Domas family suffered more😈. As funny and satisfying as the last scene is, it was so quick. Those fuckers deserved much slower, crueller deaths. I did respect that the kids blew up too💥. That’s commitment.

Oh and fuck the Butler too. The worst!🤮

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