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Hallmark = 5 Stars. Ignore the ratings🎄

Up your ass🍑 & to the left👈🏻

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  • The Muppet Christmas Carol
  • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
  • Bad Santa
  • Elf

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  • Christmas for Keeps

    ★★★★★

  • Happy Holidays From Cherry Lane

    ★★★★★

  • All I Need for Christmas

    ★★★★★

  • Letters to Santa

    ★★★★★

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  • Mr. Right

    Mr. Right 2015

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2024 43

    Imagine not realizing this is the greatest movie of all time.🔫🤡
    I’d be so embarrassed.🤭

  • The Boxtrolls

    The Boxtrolls 2014

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Sep 2024 7

    “Did they drag you down to their hideous caves? Were there mountains of baby bones and rivers of blood? Did they eat your family? Did they let you watch?”😈

    Winnie is the cutest lil depraved weirdo ever & this movie is a Laika’s true masterpiece📦🧌.

    I gotta love a movie that hates the government this much🔥.

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  • Christmas for Keeps

    Christmas for Keeps 2021

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

    Can’t believe the doctor wouldn’t take time off from saving lives to organize a candy cane scavenger hunt😡. What a bitch🙄

    This movie sucked. Everyone was such a dull dud😑. And also nobody could possibly care about a high school production of ‘A Christmas Carol’ this bad. NOBODY👻

    RIP Mr Massey🪦🫡

    🎄Every Hallmark Xmas movie I’ve seen- ranked

  • Happy Holidays From Cherry Lane

    Happy Holidays From Cherry Lane 2024

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024 3

    GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I actually managed to follow one of these confusing Cherry Lane movies🥳🎉🙌! It’s a Christmas Miracle✨

    I started this as a hate watch because I’m not so into this series but ended up enjoying myself🤷‍♀️. Probably the best cherry lane movie yet🍒

    1960: My least favorite story because I don’t like period pieces but the ending was really nice🕰️ & the acting was great👴🏻

    1998: Very cute🥰. Regina & Nelson’s love story was delightful🔧🏠🌨️

    2015: Julie Gonzalo is charming…

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  • Hot Frosty

    Hot Frosty 2024

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Nov 2024 13

    “😳⛄️You just… You just buy that he’s a snowman?” 

    “🤷‍♀️It’s Christmas!”

    Xmas romcoms are the absolute peak of cinema✨🧣😌🎄.

  • The Beekeeper

    The Beekeeper 2024

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2024 33

    HELL YEAH!🤘🏻
    Jason Statham continues to save cinema and nobody thanks him!🏆

    105 minutes of Statham killing phone scammers🔥☎️ & making ludicrous Bee Puns.🐝🍯 It’s an instant classic!😌

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  • Hanukkah on the Rocks
  • Christmas for Keeps
  • A Blue Ridge Mountain Christmas
  • The Santa Class
  • Catch Me If You Claus

My Next Watches 👀 12 films

  • 'Twas the Date Before Christmas
  • The Finnish Line
  • My Sweet Austrian Holiday
  • Santa Tell Me
  • The 5-Year Christmas Party

Hallmark 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ Xmas movies🎄- ranked 41 films

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  • Romance at Reindeer Lodge
  • Friends & Family Christmas
  • The Santa Summit
  • 'Twas the Date Before Christmas
  • The Finnish Line

Hallmark Xmas movie rankings❄️ 124 films

  • 'Twas the Date Before Christmas
  • Holiday Crashers
  • Scouting for Christmas
  • This Time Each Year
  • Operation Nutcracker

Hallmark Xmas 2024 releases💌🎄 48 films

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