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  • Miami Connection

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  • Miami Connection

    Miami Connection 1987

    ★★★★★ Watched 21 Apr 2024

    this is without doubt the very best film I watched last night

    5 stars for the Miami creek ninja massacre ...and the rest

  • The Alligator People

    The Alligator People 1959

    ★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2023 3

    1 star for Lon Chaney being a sweaty, disheveled, hot mess
    1 star for the lead woman who - upon noticing a crate labelled 'warning radioactive material' - sits her ass down on it
    and 1 star for the pristine black and white print which made even Lon's sweaty hairy exposed chest look good,,,

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  • This Beautiful Fantastic

    This Beautiful Fantastic 2016

    ★ Watched 04 Jul 2017 2

    thank god - she didn't have a mental illness that actually caused her distress - it was the cute and quirky kind
    and thank god - she didn't befriend an old homeless guy in the park - her elderly friend was rich and had no relatives and it was going to end up so well for her
    and thank god she wasn't a 'plain jane' or getting a bit long in the tooth - she was young and pretty so…

  • Stigmata

    Stigmata 1999

    Watched 11 Nov 2017 3

    Our father who arts in hollywood,
    Stigmata be thy film;
    Thy nonsense come
    Thy sexism be done
    On earth as it is in heaven. ( women are only to be demonically possessed or act as vessels for higher powers )
    Give us this day our daily trash;
    And forgive us our gabriel byrne
    As we forgive him for being in shitty films;
    And lead us not into yet another da vinci code / exorcist mashup,
    But deliver us some catholic shit done right
    Amen

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