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  • Gummo

    Gummo 1997

    ★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2020 4

    Can handle animal mutilation but I draw the line at spaghetti and milk in a bathtub

  • Eileen

    Eileen 2023

    ★★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2023 1

    how fake new englanders look when real massachusetts girls come at them

  • The Collector

    The Collector 2009

    ★★ Watched 11 Apr 2021 9

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Blonde

    Blonde 2022

    ★★★½ Watched 17 Sep 2022 12

    a few months from now lana del rey is going to open her 2014 macbook air to watch some netflix. 165 minutes later she is going to have a new favorite movie.

  • Saw X

    Saw X 2023

    ★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2023

    Top ten john kramer shady diva moments

  • Nowhere

    Nowhere 1997

    ★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2020

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

    ★ Watched 16 Dec 2021

    the kind of movie that makes you hope the human epoch comes to a rapid and painful close.

    but also the mcu has now paid to literally rip genuine emotion from other films and stitch it into their own so maybe an admission of defeat that they’ll never actually be able to conjure a single feeling with their own films?

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills 2021

    ★★ Watched 15 Oct 2021

    Maybe the real monster.... was Hate ❤️

  • I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

    I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 2007

    ★ Watched 27 Dec 2020

    Adam Sandler did more for LGBT rights than Ellen ever did

  • Sharp Stick

    Sharp Stick 2022

    ★★ Watched 22 Jan 2022 2

    lena dunham will always be, in my eyes, a valuable filmmaker. anything and everything she creates is rife with unconventional narrative choices, one-of-a-kind characters and uncomfortably STRANGE ideas. of the many accusations that have been leveled at her, the most unfair of the bunch is that she’s an unoriginal, run of the mill liberal white girl. she’s a fucking lunatic, through and through, for better or for worse.

    this is a hot mess. moment to moment, sharp stick is fascinating,…

  • All of Us Strangers

    All of Us Strangers 2023

    ★★★½ Watched 08 Oct 2023 1

    andrew haigh understands we are closest to God when we are crying and hard at the same time

  • Scream

    Scream 2022

    ★★½ Watched 14 Jan 2022

    lacks craven’s warmth as well as his keen sense for staging killer set pieces. williamson’s absence is felt too. i miss his queer humor. also miss california. woodsboro is all orange sunsets and neon green lawns. north carolina is no substitute!! look it’s fine i guess but casting an actress as awful as melissa barrera in neve’s role is a borderline hatecrime


    (jenna ortega innocent)

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