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The Lock In 2014

★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

Maybe it’s just because I watched this with friends and we were all stoned but this was hysterical and deranged á la Birdemic and every line reading was perfect. No notes. Just grab your local church kid, tell him to, you know, kinda vamp for 80 minutes, and then to reach into the darkest places of his heart and soul for the last ten.
Mickey 17 2025

★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

Unbelievably prescient even in its relatively short production timeline. Feels like it was written February 2025.
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The Substance 2024

★★★★½ Watched 19 Sep 2024

Wow. Truly unhinged and absolutely scathing. Fargeat knocks disgusting body horror out of the park on an aesthetic, thematic, and technical level, seemingly relishing in making the audience as uncomfortable as possible and successfully making me squirm in my seat and cover my eyes more than once. This one’s for the freaks for sure. Additional shout outs to the superb and vulnerable performances from the two leads, the wildly entertaining Quaid, the slick editing, banger score, claustrophobic cinematography, and the…
MaXXXine 2024

★★★★ Watched 09 Jul 2024

A bit perplexed by the backlash to this one. Thematically it’s definitely on the shallower side, but so were the first two. It’s consistent with those themes and takes them to a satisfying conclusion. It also looks and sounds fantastic, and is sufficiently both grimy and glossy when the mood calls for each. I also love how the more violent scenes are shot and edited, and it GOES THERE real quick.
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