• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    ★½

    Welcome to the world Ravioli, I mean Razzledazzle, I mean Rumpelstiltskin, I mean Renesmee.

  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    ★★

    The only reason I watch this movie is to hear...

    Bella, where the hell have you been loca?!?!

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★★★

    Can we all just agree that it's not cool to hate twilight anymore? Like come on, it's cringe in the BEST WAY

  • Amityville Death House

    Amityville Death House

    ½

    At this point I'm questioning why I've decided to try and watch all the Amityville movies. Like I hate myself, right? There's no other explanation.
    I just don't understand why this movie was made.

  • The Amityville Asylum

    The Amityville Asylum

    ½

    This movie is painfully subdued and slow. Every aspect from the dialogue to the camera work are incredibly horrendous.

  • Amityville II: The Possession

    Amityville II: The Possession

    ★★★½

    Same story, but so much more exciting then the original

  • Amityville: The Awakening

    Amityville: The Awakening

    ★½

    I knew this movie was gonna be bad, but I didn't expect complete garbage. Man this movie was painful to get through.

  • The Amityville Curse

    The Amityville Curse

    ★½

    It's a no for me dog.

  • Amityville: Dollhouse

    Amityville: Dollhouse

    ★★

    Sadly, as far as the cursed collection goes, this is my least favorite. I need more lamp, I love lamp.

  • The Amityville Horror

    The Amityville Horror

    ★★

    Wow, little me thought this was a masterpiece. Adult me thinks this is trash. Sorry Ryan Reynolds.

  • Amityville 3-D

    Amityville 3-D

    ★★

    Was this movie good? Hell no, but I do have a soft spot for shitty 3D.

  • Amityville: A New Generation

    Amityville: A New Generation

    ★★½

    I wish this was as good as the cursed lamp and clock. Oh well, ill take the cursed mirror.

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