• Bloodfist

    Bloodfist

    ★★★½

    Rec by Child of Chaos Genocyber93
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    Does Don Wilson have a sex scene in every movie he's in? Cause like, goals.

    Ahh yes the (half) white guy karate movie. Going to get revenge on his brother's death in a karate tournement. He trains, he fucks a hot blonde, he punches dudes in the face.

    The woman with the gun in the last fight, so, some random fan got a bullet in the face right? Like…

  • The Shout

    The Shout

    ★★★★

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    A man in an asylum is telling Tim Curry the story about how he used black magic to fuck with this couple. A supernatural shout and a love spell and soul stones.

    While not really a great horror movie, it does make a really good and tense drama about a couple who have a handsome stranger get between them and the pressures put on them.

    The short story the movie is based…

  • Concealed Weapon

    Concealed Weapon

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    So let's talk about the good things in the movie. Well, the women looked good, especially the one during the like forged papers scene. Too bad her scene was really gross.

    Also... ummm. Ok in the strip club there is a stripper song about a cop that says "She don't need a gun, she can whip you with her buns" over and over and like. That line is so fucking stupid I…

  • Sisu

    Sisu

    ★★★★½

    Rec by Child of Chaos Quentin
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    Will you ever get tired of the one man army killing a bunch of evil asshole movies

    (Looks at his ratings for DEath Sentence, John Wick, Punisher and Beekeeper).

    No, No I don't think I will.

    And honestly what evil assholes out there can out evil asshole Nazis? If you think watching Nazis get murdered in movies is bad then I'm not sure I wanna be your friend.

    This…

  • Rabid

    Rabid

    ★★★★

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    Abject silliness.

    A woman with a penis in her armpit drinks blood and starts a zombie apocalypse.

    I like these movies that take one of these really dumb ideas and take them deadly serious and that make the silliness somehow even more sillier. That's this movie.

    Nothing else to say but way to rip off NotLD's ending

  • Messenger of Death

    Messenger of Death

    ★★★½

    Rec by Child of Chaos Michelle Guyverspawn
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    This was not the movie I thought I was gonna get. My expectation was going to be a Death Wish style movie.

    What we have is a movie about an investigative reporter looking into the murder of a Mormon family and it spends a lot of time with Bronson just kinda sitting around talking to people in order to uncover the real mystery that is pretty obvious pretty early.

    Should have never shown us that truck.

    Still the movie is actually a pretty clever little mystery, if not original.

  • Cold Heart

    Cold Heart

    ★★

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    They missed the chance to have Jeff Fahey and the lead's cute blond assistant to have a sex scene, oh well what can you do.

    A pretty standard by the book erotic thriller about a woman having an affair and like, pretty much it plays out the way you would think except I thought the hot assistant would be in on it.

    Ummm, kinda boring and could have used more erotic and less thriller I guess

  • The Crescent

    The Crescent

    ★★★★½

    Rec by Child of Chaos Damosuzuki
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    I struggle with the very ending of the movie, it's a bit much for what the rest of the movie is. I like what it is, but the chaos of it, I don't know. Maybe.

    Occupying a similar space as The Babadook, we get the story of a woman who's husband has died and now she is left alone with her young son and her grief struggling with the…

  • [REC]

    [REC]

    ★★★½

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    A perfect example of how chasing trends can ruin your movie.

    This movie could have been fantastic if I could see more than 22% of what the fuck was going on.

    A group of firefighters and a doc film crew go to a building where super rabies is outbroken and they are Quarantined in the building.

    Wait, Quarantine is the American version.

    But hyea, the movie actually has a lot of tension…

  • The Uncanny

    The Uncanny

    ★★★

    Rec by Child of Chaos Val
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    A man discoverd that cats are evil agents if Satan that reap chaos and evil in the world.

    In other breaking news, water... wet?

    So he tells us three stories of cat evil and like most of them are not that evil honestly.

    Story 1, London 1912, a woman leaves her fortune to her cats so her nephew and woman's maid who is also nephew's mistress plan to change…

  • Nightbreed

    Nightbreed

    ★★★★

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    So this movie fucking rocks. I watched the directors cut and I don't know what was changed, but the movie starts off a bit slow, but gets very fun very fast. MAybe the directors cut added stuff in the beginning

    Also the climax is a lot of fun and a great subversion of almost like the zombie movie with the survivors on the inside of the bunker with an army of monsters…

  • Ouija: Origin of Evil

    Ouija: Origin of Evil

    ★★½

    Rec by Child of Chaos RK66
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    Look whatever evil you are going to summon, it is not as evil as Hasbro, the company that sent armed soldiers of fortune to a kid's house because he had some MtG cards he wasn't supposed to have yet.

    Just to let the world know I will never forget.

    It;'s not really bad, but it feels like this movie is meant more to fill in lore gaps in another…

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