• Tales from Earthsea

    Tales from Earthsea

    ★★

    willem dafoe asmr (2 FUCKING HOURS)

  • The Sound of Music

    The Sound of Music

    ★★★★★

    forgive me reverend mother for i have committed grand theft auto

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ½

    Im in physical pain

  • Microwave Massacre

    Microwave Massacre

    ½

    wish there was more microwave :/

  • Red One

    Red One

    ★★

    chris evans needed a check 

    also shoutout to the lady who left and then got really lost when she came back so decided to just stand in the middle of the theater for a while

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★★

    things dash said during the movie: 

    Wrestling is fake grace dont believe anything you see ever 
    Pauses about halfway - this is too sad i hate this 
    How much worse could this possibly get 
    he dies too??? 
    Do I have to keep watching this 
    Whats for dinner? oh brother 
    that small child could not possibly be the oldest brother 
    Now thats a bad dad right there 
    You’re banned from picking movies

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★★

    and i would survive an atomic blast from godzilla too if it were me

  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro

    ★★★★★

    please let me live in this movie pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★★★

    Listen you can feel whatever you want about this one but you can never take away the euphoria i just experienced in that theater. Please respect me during these times

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★

    did my exhaustion make up the entire tobey maguire part

  • Josie and the Pussycats

    Josie and the Pussycats

    ★★★★

    totally jerkin

  • Coraline

    Coraline

    ★★★★

    do not go see it in 3D they will literally sew buttons in your eyes

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