Paint Drying
GloriousBanana

Review by GloriousBanana Patron

Paint Drying

2016

Just a few days ago I had a dream that in Avengers Endgame the part where they first showed fat Thor it was in his apartment in New York where he lived with his parents Petunia and Vernon Dursley and Vernon gave his son Thor pancakes shaped like him and then suddenly there was a knock at the door and when Vernon opened it Thanos was standing there with his armor on and his army was behind him so then Thanos walked in and said there wasn’t enough food to go around and Vernon just stood still and held up the pancakes then said “Yes” while crying then it cuts over to where Iron Man and Captain Marvel just both land at the back door and talked for a few seconds then they both heard Vernon scream then cuts over to Thanos chocking Vernon and Vernon says “get off me” then Thanos throws Vernon into the wall and then Thor screamed “Daaaad” But then Iron Man and Captain Marvel fly through the window and start fighting Thanos and then the dream just ended right there

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