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Reviews of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. 2015
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armie hammer and henry cavill may be tall but elizabeth debicki is Taller
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"How's that for entertainment?"
The Man from UNCLE is a homoerotic melodrama.
Wait, no, let me start over.
I'm weird about this type of movie. I'm not just talking about "style over substance" movies—although that's also true. There's little I despise more than the false dichotomy of style and substance, as style is inherently substantive and merely requires interpretation as any other element of a film does. UNCLE is all glitz and glamor, but that's exactly who these characters are.…
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armie hammer is so tall. there is so much of him out there. i'm amazed
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*walks up to a couple* so which one's the american spy and which one's the russian spy? ;)
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i want henry to eat me like he ate that sandwich
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this film is bisexual culture
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can you believe a line said by henry cavill in this is “i’ll take the bottom” ... uhh THAT’S gay
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HE CHANGED THE BOWTIE. HE CHANGED IT
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83/100
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. is the most bubbly, witty, joyous spy picture in years, so of course, most viewers shrugged their shoulders and went on with their lives. I don't necessarily blame them, however, especially because it's almost *too* old-fashioned. Action is shown through zig zaggy split-screen montages (embodying a certain kind of comic-book flair that is so 60s), its groovy soundtrack moves effortlessly through all the exotic locations and setpiece moments (to the point of overpowering the image…
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Actual dialogue from this movie:
"I take top."
"I'll take the bottom."
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henry: *breathes*
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