Synopsis
Take me to your teacher.
When some very creepy things start happening around school, the kids at Herrington High make the chilling discovery that confirms their worst suspicions: their teachers really are from another planet!
When some very creepy things start happening around school, the kids at Herrington High make the chilling discovery that confirms their worst suspicions: their teachers really are from another planet!
Jordana Brewster Clea DuVall Laura Harris Josh Hartnett Shawn Hatosy Salma Hayek Pinault Famke Janssen Piper Laurie Christopher McDonald Jon Stewart Bebe Neuwirth Robert Patrick Usher Daniel von Bargen Elijah Wood Summer Phoenix Jon Abrahams Danny Masterson Wiley Wiggins Susan Willis Pete Janssen Tina Rodriguez Libby Villari Harry Jay Knowles Donna Casey Louis Black Eric Jungmann Chris Viteychuk Jim Johnston Show All…
Phil Benson Jana Vance Steve Boeddeker David C. Hughes Michael Semanick Dennie Thorpe Richard Hymns Teresa Eckton Lora Hirschberg Robert Rodriguez Kyrsten Mate
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starting to realize that my favorite genre might actually be shitty 90’s teen movies... and i’m not hiding it anymore!
ok...but clea duvall’s character was 100% a lesbian and I won’t stand for this erasure
The conceit of high schoolers having to snort drugs to prove their innocence is so beautiful. I wish I had come up with that.
“i leave for five minutes and when i come back, everyone’s a fucking alien!”
idgaf i love this movie
Josh Hartnetts hair in this is like a friar tuck pterodactyl, I cant explain it. But it's hot and nobody even questions it. Gawd I miss the 90s.
This and Disturbing Behavior are probably my two favorite post-Scream horror jams although damn, the late 90’s was a good time for witty teencentric horror and I honestly love every single one of the films of that nature released during that period.
This one boasts a truly inspired and wonderful all-star cast including Josh Hartnett and his gravity defying disaster of a hairstyle (like he’s literally the only person in the wrold who could sport that shit in a movie and still look hot) and Elijah Wood who has done nothing but get cuter as he gets older. Like, “Wood” is a very appropriate last name as far as my ass is concerned ohkayyyyy??
The special effects manage to hold up…