Popular reviews

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  Review by Amelia

  This is Tom and Greg in another multiverse

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  Review by CinemaJoe ★★½ 24

  Every time it leans into the campy action, it’s one of my favorite movies. Buckets of blood and Nic Cage hamming it up as Dracula? Its why we go to the movies.

  But for some reason they continually try to make us care about this convoluted and melodramatic Awkwafina subplot— inadvertently crushing any of the momentum that existed.

  More Dracula exploding people, less attempts at being The Departed. 

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  Review by hilyelo ★★★ 8

  Nicolas Cage didn't even know that he was filming, he’s just doing what he does every day

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  Review by blobfishblob ★★★★ 5

  absolutely gobsmacked by how much cunt nicolas cage just served

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  Review by cheddarpopcorn ★★★★ 7

  the + in lgbtq+ is whatever dracula is doing in this movie

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  Review by Dakota Joaquin ★★½ 86

  Renfield still has a better boss than me hahaha 😆

  (Jeff if you’re reading this go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit. You think it’s okay to bug my shit and hire a private investigator to follow me around?? Bro I’ve got so much dirt on you, you better fucking clench your balls and PRAY I don’t sue your ass for sexual harassment and work misconduct. You’ve stolen company funds, destroyed our offices in drunk/drug-induced rages, fucked employees during work hours, and cheated on your wife. You’re almost certainly the single most deplorable and insufferable human being I’ve ever had the displeasure of knowing, and I’m glad you’re going bankrupt. Fuck a cactus, you spineless sinful demon. People like you are why our world is as broken and filthy as it is.)

  Also Nicolas Cage was funny

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  Review by Marika Brownlee ★★★½ 9

  nicholas hoult’s face the entire movie: 🥺🥹🥺🥹🥺🥹🥺
  me: 🥺🥹🥺🥹🥺🥹🥺🥹

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  Review by gibson b ★★★½ 4

  Damn Jean-Ralphio’s new side hustle is INSANE

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  Review by jeaba ★★★½ 5

  why doesn’t the big nick just eat the smaller nick?

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  Review by Marisa Clogher 15

  Awkwafina has such a powerful presence (derogatory)

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  Review by Reece ★★½ 56

  i genuinely have no clue who the intended audience of this movie is?? (still kinda campy fun though🤷‍♀️)

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  Review by RyLan ★★★ 13

  Warm Bodies
  Mad Max Fury Road 
  The Favourite 
  Renfield

  Does Nicolas Hoult turn down roles where he won’t be pale as a ghost?