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  Review by Tessa ★★★ 19

  vanellope von schweetz is a baby lesbian experiencing her first crush on a woman in this essay I will

  ✨ comments turned off bc some straight people don’t know how to act ✨ y’all are annoying 😌✨

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  Review by IHE ★ 63

  Astonishingly bad

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  Review by stevie ★★½ 13

  Ralph makes an asmr video and gets cyberbullied.

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★½ 24

  I can't decide if I hate the movie itself more or I hate what it represents more but suffice to say I hate both of them pretty significantly

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  Review by gal pacino 11

  i’m sure there’s a really heartwarming message about friendship buried somewhere in this feature-length corporate commercial, but my main takeaway is that they made ralph say “e-boy” way too many times for comfort

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  Review by COBRARocky ★

  Disney furiously sucks its own dick for 2 hours to remind you that they own everything. Ralph is there too.

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  Review by owen ★★★½ 4

  this woman sitting behind me silently whispered “oh my gosh, Finding Nemo” when ariel came on screen and that’s all i’ve been able to think about for the past hour ...

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  Review by Karsten ★★★½ 9

  Ya know what? I’ll say it, that Slaughter Race song deserves a nom for best original song. 
  Yeah this movie is fucking ridiculous. Like it’s trying aggressively hard to be relatable and hip, more than anything I’ve seen before. And honestly sometimes it succeeds and it’s pretty silly (I feel like a lame dad for laughing at the Ted Talk joke.) Other times are painful to sit through (basically the whole Buzztube virality thing was awful.) Also, not sure who the target audience is here. Parents are too old to get a lot of references, younger children are too young to get a good amount of references, and everyone in between is just gonna find it cringey. But whatever, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have a good time. I really like these characters. Would have been an absolute cherry on top if Ralph dropped a Squarespace sponsor in the end, though.

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  Review by Josh Lewis ★★ 5

  Anything remotely clever or funny about how this visually renders navigating online spaces (which, for people not as Extremely Online as I am, is probably perfectly serviceable) was undone for me by how this insidiously sells corporate branding to kids as a harmless, organic side effect of those spaces. Everything about the disney.com passage including the woke Disney princess scene is stomach-churning; a real raptors-learn-to-open-doors moment for brand self-awareness happening here, a cinematic version of corporate social media accounts tweeting like people.

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  Review by C ★★★ 1

  thank god ralph didn’t go into the letterboxd app, he would have been really confused when it was just an animated quentin tarantino cult

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  Review by TheCultureShocker ★ 4

  I dunno if you guys saw the same movie as me because all I got was a nearly 2 hour long black and white video of Walt Disney staring directly at the camera lens while he furiously masturbated and explained how the internet worked.

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  Review by Houston Coley ★★★★ 7

  I expected this to be The Emoji Movie 2.0. The trailers were frankly pretty terrible, the Disney brand-milking was super obvious, and even as a massive fan of the first movie (it's my favorite modern Disney film) I couldn't imagine a world where this would be even close to as good.

  Turns out, Ralph Breaks the Internet is just as hilarious, emotional, smart, and overall charming as its predecessor. Easily one of the most entertaining and heartwarming theater experiences I've had all year, and my whole family had an awesome time.

  My biggest fear for this movie was that the vision of the internet it showed in the trailers would be nonsensical and underdeveloped. One of the things I loved…