Synopsis
The loverliest motion picture of them all!
A snobbish phonetics professor agrees to a wager that he can take a flower girl and make her presentable in high society.
A snobbish phonetics professor agrees to a wager that he can take a flower girl and make her presentable in high society.
Audrey Hepburn Rex Harrison Stanley Holloway Wilfrid Hyde-White Gladys Cooper Jeremy Brett Theodore Bikel Mona Washbourne Isobel Elsom John Holland Colin Kenny Bert Stevens Frank Baker Marjorie Bennett Betty Blythe Arthur Tovey Marni Nixon Al Bain William Beckley Lillian Kemble-Cooper Henry Daniell Brendan Dillon Iris Bristol Geoffrey Steele Charles Fredericks Maurice Dallimore John Alderson John McLiam John Mitchum Show All…
Minha Bela Dama, Mi bella dama, マイ・フェア・レディ, 마이 페어 레이디, Minha Linda Senhora, Моя прекрасная леди, 窈窕淑女, My Fair Lady (Mi bella dama), גבירתי הנאווה, Ωραία μου Κυρία, Doamna mea dragă, Benim Güzel Meleğim, Моята прекрасна лейди, Mano puikioji ledi, Моя чарівна леді, بانوی زیبای من, Mi Bella Dama, Yểu Điệu Thục Nữ, Моја лепа госпођице, ჩემი მშვენიერი ლედი, Mana skaistā lēdija, Moja lijepa damo, บุษบาริมทาง
A terrifying, blood-curdling story about a working-class woman who is abused, tortured, starved and neglected by a monstrous misogynist psychopath who is so pathologically obsessed with a skewed elitist idea of the purity of the English language that he's willing to completely wreck people's lives over it. She eventually finds her entire being controlled and dominated by him, so much so that even when she finally tries to escape she can't go back to the way she was... and might not even have been able to leave him at all. "Where the devil are my slippers" indeed.
the conclusion i get from these 3 looong hours is that high society can eat my unprivileged, common, loverly arse
cinematography: wow
misogyny: vomit
costuming: beautiful
elitism: ugly
production design: stunning
zero poc: yikes
overall: a pretty mess.... but still a mess
Most of Audrey’s acting career was pretending to be in love with the oldest, most misogynist, ancient, dusty, saggy, musty ass rude men who can’t even sing!
Even as a child I knew that himbo freddy was such a better option! Freddy listens! Freddy sings! Freddy is unemployed and has time 2 love!
The new ending I’ve made up in my head is Professor Eliza’s Chocolate Shop and School of Manners for Gifted Children No Men Necessary
why can't the english teach their children how to speak 😡😡😡 arabians learn arabian with the speed of summer lightning 😤😤😤 the hebrews learn it backwards which is absolutely frightening 🤯🤯🤯🤯 but use proper english you're regarded as a freak 😒😒 why can't the english 🤬 learn 🤬 to 🤬 speak
BEST HATS OF ANY MOVIE EVER!!! They got feathers!!! They got flowers!!! They got ribbons!! They got little birds!!! They got lace!!! They got little orange beads???? TF THEY HAVE SO MUCH SHIT ON THEIR HEADS!! They probably have VERY STRONG necks to support of all of that goddamn adornment.
Higgins and Eliza are the og toxic couple and i love them for it, Joker and Harley Quinn have been found dead in a ditch