Reviews of Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle 2017

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rach
★★★★½ Liked Rewatched by rach 10

if you dislike this film you dislike having fun, no printer just fax

Paddington
Added by Paddington 36

I’ve never traveled by game to the jungle but it does seem much faster than a plane.

IHE
★½ Watched by IHE 65

This movie is dumb and stupid, here are some of my notes:


- Sterile


- Awful cg

- Terrible dialogue 

- Terrible sets and greenscreen

- Treats the audience like you’re thick

- Weirdly stilted

- Really bad sound effects 

- The context gives the rock an entirely new way to get circlejerked

The rock: “wow look at my body I’m so strong and cool”

Kevin heart: “im short lol, I’m black lol”

Jack black: “instagram lol”

Nebula: “im hot lol”

- Very on the nose and simplistic 

- Last act is incredibly boring

- The score is appallingly generic

sophie
★★★ Liked Watched by sophie

jack black getting hard while hugging nick jonas is such a constant mood

meera
Liked Watched by meera 4

karen gillan: *does absolutely anything*

me: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, the voice of our generation, the love of my life, stunning, magnificent, glamorous, fabulous, a goddess.

Charlie
★★ Liked Watched by Charlie 2

i would’ve given this one star, except for the fact that jack black and nick jonas have sexual chemistry???? like? those sparks were flying???

adrie
★★★★½ Watched by adrie 3

karen gillan:
me: YAS QUEEN! YOU GO GIRL! YOU’RE MY HERO!

Patrick Willems
★★★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 1

There's a part where a scorpion crawls out of Bobby Cannavale's mouth and kills a guy. More movies should do that.

Eli Hayes
★★★★ Liked Watched by Eli Hayes 3

"does 'phone' mean something different in the future?"

I just can't not give it four stars; also, Jack Black
should play this role in every film for the rest of ever.

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