Reviews of Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle 2017

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  • rachel

    ★★★★½ Rewatched by rachel 01 May 2018 10

    if you dislike this film you dislike having fun, no printer just fax

  • #1 gizmo fan

    ★★ Watched by #1 gizmo fan 07 Jan 2018 6

    karen gillan is hot what's new

  • IHE

    ★½ Watched by IHE 13 Jul 2018 59

    This movie is dumb and stupid, here are some of my notes:


    - Sterile


    - Awful cg

    - Terrible dialogue 

    - Terrible sets and greenscreen

    - Treats the audience like you’re thick

    - Weirdly stilted

    - Really bad sound effects 

    - The context gives the rock an entirely new way to get circlejerked

    The rock: “wow look at my body I’m so strong and cool”

    Kevin heart: “im short lol, I’m black lol”

    Jack black: “instagram lol”

    Nebula: “im hot lol”

    - Very on the nose and simplistic 

    - Last act is incredibly boring

    - The score is appallingly generic

  • sophie

    ★★★ Watched by sophie 28 May 2018

    jack black getting hard while hugging nick jonas is such a constant mood

  • meera

    Watched by meera 25 Dec 2017 4

    karen gillan: *does absolutely anything*

    me: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, the voice of our generation, the love of my life, stunning, magnificent, glamorous, fabulous, a goddess.

  • adrie

    ★★★★½ Watched by adrie 21 Dec 2017 3

    karen gillan:
    me: YAS QUEEN! YOU GO GIRL! YOU’RE MY HERO!

  • Charlie

    ★★ Watched by Charlie 26 Mar 2018 2

    i would’ve given this one star, except for the fact that jack black and nick jonas have sexual chemistry???? like? those sparks were flying???

  • Patrick Willems

    ★★★½ Watched by Patrick Willems 01 Feb 2018 1

    There's a part where a scorpion crawls out of Bobby Cannavale's mouth and kills a guy. More movies should do that.

  • Eli Hayes

    ★★★★ Watched by Eli Hayes 04 Mar 2018 3

    "does 'phone' mean something different in the future?"

    I just can't not give it four stars; also, Jack Black
    should play this role in every film for the rest of ever.

  • Jack

    ★★★ Watched by Jack 08 Dec 2017 2

    “Zoology, bitch!”

  • Josh Lewis

    ★★ Watched by Josh Lewis 22 Apr 2018 1

    i miss robin williams.

  • SilentDawn

    ★★★ Watched by SilentDawn 09 Jan 2018 2

    54

    A sequel/reboot which provides a fresh, alternative look and feel in contrast to its predecessor while still maintaining its hokey, breezy grasp on comedy? Sure, why not.

    MVP: Karen Gillan as a badass.

    2nd MVP: Jack Black as a woman.

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