Synopsis
Be careful what you wish for...
In a woods filled with magic and fairy tale characters, a baker and his wife set out to end the curse put on them by their neighbor, a spiteful witch.
In a woods filled with magic and fairy tale characters, a baker and his wife set out to end the curse put on them by their neighbor, a spiteful witch.
Anna Kendrick Meryl Streep James Corden Emily Blunt Daniel Huttlestone Lilla Crawford Chris Pine Johnny Depp Christine Baranski Tammy Blanchard Lucy Punch Mackenzie Mauzy Billy Magnussen Tracey Ullman Richard Glover Frances de la Tour Simon Russell Beale Joanna Riding Annette Crosbie Andy Hayes Scott Plumridge
Renée Tondelli Mike Prestwood Smith Blake Leyh John Casali Michael Keller Wyatt Sprague Heather Gross
Into the Woods - Promenons-nous dans les bois, Dans les bois, En el bosque, En el Bosque, Het bos in, Caminhos da Floresta, 숲속으로, Into The Woods, En el bosque (Into the Woods), Чем дальше в лес, 魔法黑森林, Into the Woods : Promenons-nous dans les bois, Vadregény, Čarovný les, У темному-темному лісі, אל תוך היער, Τα Μυστικά του Δάσους, Вдън горите, În inima pădurii, Tajemnice lasu, Sihirli Orman, イントゥ・ザ・ウッズ, Príbehy z lesov, Jo dziļāk mežā..., Gilyn į mišką, Зачарана шума, มหัศจรรย์คำสาปแห่งป่าพิศวง, Khu Rừng Cổ Tích, ტყეში, U šumi
i’d like to thank not only god but jesus for chris pine singing “agony” while ripping his shirt
What bothers me most about Rob Marshall's stage adaptation isn't that it guts the second half of the Broadway play, losing much of the primary theme, and one of the show's best songs, the "Agony" reprise, and the finale that picks the mood back up from unrelentingly bleak. It isn't just that it's visually drab and unimaginative, overusing the same swirling camera movement, some clunky Jack The Giant Killer CGI, and a space that looks exactly like a soundstage decked in plastic plants. It isn't the casting of a couple of kids who bring down the level of the show considerably. These are all bothersome problems, but the even more egregious issue for me is that the film is so…
*Tears open shirt*
AGONYYYYYYYYY
*Tears open shirt because they want to be involved*
AGONYYYYYYYYY?????
i can't believe jake gyllenhaal was originally going to be in this. we've been Robbed of him dramatically singing agony and ripping open his shirt with chris pine
are we out of the woods yet
are we out of the woods yet
are we out of the woods yet
are we out of the woods
are we in the clear yet
are we in the clear yet
are we in the clear yet
in the clear yet good
i watched this upside down in an MRI in 30 minute increments over the course of 4 years for a paid study to analyze the effects of drugs and alcohol on my brain. two stars
how much money do you think james corden paid the casting director to make emily blunt his wife
1. this movie literally enacts its own premise of 'nice is different than good'
2. my laptop died midway through agony and honestly I respect that
3. I have been thinking of emily's giggle at 'and a prince for whatever' every waking moment since 2014
disney owes stephen sondheim and the entire obc cast of into the woods an apology but *especially* chip zien,, chip zien i am so sorry an ugly ass bitch like james corden would do that to you oh my god