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Synopsis
Jeanne lives in Paris and believes she is the reincarnation of Don Juan. She visits a priest and tells him she has killed a man. He comes to her elegant flat - her father has died leaving her rich - and she tells the priest stories about men she has seduced. The seduction is easy, she tells him, it's destruction that takes planning. We watch her with an upright elected official, a wealthy boor, and a folk singer. She describes herself as a spider. Her friend Léporella tries to be Jeanne's conscience. What does Jeanne want?
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Alternative Titles
Don Juan, 돈 쥬앙 73, Don Juan (Or If Don Juan Were a Woman), Don Juan 73, Don Juan, avagy ha Don Juan nő lett volna, Ms. Don Juan, Don Juan '74, Una donna come me, 唐璜小姐, Don Juan, avagy Don Juan, ha nő lett volna, Αν ο Δον Ζουάν Ηταν Γυναίκα, Если бы Дон-Жуан был женщиной…, Дон Жуан (или ако Дон Жуан беше жена), Si Don Juan fuese mujer, دون ژوان یا اگر دون ژوان زن بود, Se Don Juan Fosse Mulher, Si Don Joan fos una dona, Gdyby Don Juan był kobietą
Theatrical limited
29 Mar 1973
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Belgium
18 Jul 1974
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UK
Theatrical
22 Feb 1973
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FranceTP
21 Apr 1973
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Italy
27 Apr 1973
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Finland
28 May 1973
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Denmark
13 Jul 1973
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Germany16
07 Mar 1974
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Argentina
14 Oct 1974
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Turkey
01 Nov 1974
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Peru
01 Mar 1975
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Brazil
02 Jun 1975
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Poland
01 Mar 1976
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USAR
25 Dec 1978
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Spain18
Physical
21 Mar 2006
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Greece
TV
08 Nov 1991
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Japan
Argentina
Belgium
29 Mar 1973
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Theatrical limited
Brussels
Brazil
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
13 Jul 1973
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Theatrical16
West Germany
Greece
Italy
Japan
Peru
Poland
Spain
Turkey
UK
18 Jul 1974
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Theatrical limited
London
USA
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This was like if a huge Lana del Rey fan wrote a Wattpad epic drama.
Anyways, she lived in a fucking submarine and made Jane Birkin a lesbian, so we stan.
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Okay so this film includes like 2 famous French pop singers (GOOD SINGERS), and they decide to hire some guy who sounds like a dying mounting goat? Every time I heard don JAUAUAUAUAYAUAUAUAUAN this film lost one star.
2 stars for Jane Birkin and Bridgitte Bardot being gay for 12 minutes, and Bridgittes rad submarine.
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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
"You made a fool of a man through his wife. You made him look ridiculous. Maybe you're the one who drove him to be revolting."
"No, he already was. I was just making sure."
Bardot teaches Birkin how to get over on her sexist asshole husband and seduces a priest who's also her cousin before ending it all in flames. That's how you wrap an acting career...
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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
she lived, she served cunt, she died
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oh to have gay sex with jane birkin
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It's the French New Wave equivalent of clown porn: some might find it erotic, but most will think it's off-putting or even sad.
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Jane Birkin and Brigitte Bardot did THAT
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Don't let tumblr stills of Brigitte Bardot and Jane Birkin making out fool you
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Pretty bad and sexist but Bardot laughing at and ignoring a man trying to sleep with her after she fucked his wife is iconic in its own right, not to mention the absolutely wild and kitschy set design of her apartment which is somehow set in a submarine. There are worse ways to kill 90 minutes.
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Brigitte Bardot did not have to be that hot and kiss Jane Birkin for her final film before retirement but she did and gave the people (me) what they wanted
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