Reviews of Death on the Nile 2022

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MarMar
★★½ Watched by MarMar 25

Every piece of dialogue that comes out of Gal Gadot's mouth sounds like she's trying to promote an ad for a Superbowl commercial

Bryan Espitia
★★★ Liked Watched by Bryan Espitia 20

“Simple, you’ll grow a mustache.”

There’s no way anything else this year tops this movie’s dead-serious mustache origin story prologue.

bill griff
★★½ Watched by bill griff 3

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Trace Thurman
★★★½ Watched by Trace Thurman 31

There are not one, but TWO scenes of straight couples simulating doggy style fucking in this movie.

ibi
Watched by ibi 11

i too drink enough champagne to feel denial

trav
★★★½ Liked Watched by trav 2

yeah i mean they got on the nile and then they died man what more could i ask

EnterNameHere
½ Watched by EnterNameHere 4

I was misled, there clearly wasn't enough champagne to fill the Nile.

•lily•
★★ Watched by •lily• 3

Kenneth branagh: [jolts awake in a cold sweat at 3am] but how did poirot get his moustache?

esther
★★ Watched by esther 12

this film opens with a black-and-white cold open origin story for poirot's mustache. i wish the entire movie had that kind of demented energy, but sadly it's mostly just very boring. the first death doesn't even happen until more than halfway through, and up to that point it's just a litany of actors both great (annette bening, christ) and terrible (gadot and hammer, truly the first couple of bad acting) giving unbelievably bad performances. the film almost picks up once…

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