• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    i don’t like spiders and i don’t like men yet this is one of my favourite films of 2018? curious

  • The Princess Switch

    The Princess Switch

    ★★★

    we made a bot watch 1000 hours of the princess diaries, the parent trap, the holiday, the lizzie mcguire movie, and the great british bake off and then had it write its own screenplay: the movie

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★★½

    a cautionary tale about the dangers of being heterosexual

  • Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

    Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

    ★★★

    sandra bullock and regina king dressed in drag beating up a leather-clad nick offerman in a las vegas casino invented rights, both the gay kind and the woman kind

  • Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle

    Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle

    ★★

    they literally made a tiger look like benedict cumberbatch

  • Spider-Man: Far From Home

    Spider-Man: Far From Home

    ★★★★

    spider-man remains the most valid superhero

  • The Hate U Give

    The Hate U Give

    ★★★★★

    i left the screening physically shaking and cried more than i have in a long time. this should be required viewing for a very large majority of people.

    also don’t listen to reviews from people who cant be bothered to spell amandla stenberg’s name correctly

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    ★★★★

    objectively not great but cured my depression for like 12 hours

  • Rocketman

    Rocketman

    ★★★★

    in case we’re still keeping track: yes, it’s camp

  • The Avengers

    The Avengers

    ★★★★

    the only person more obsessed with mark ruffalo’s bruce banner than i am is tony stark

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel

    ★★★½

    no one:
    the person in my cinema who whispered “that’s a shapeshifter” every time a new character came onscreen: that’s a shapeshifter

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    even bigger serve the second time

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