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honestly were i not a gothic lit girly who hoovers up any media at the slightest mention of “Gibson Girl coiffure” and “consumption,” this might have impressed me more. alas, i’ve seen penny dreadful, and vanessa ives has had me gagged since 2014
like you’re going to put that crusty corpse-y man’s caterpillar mustache on-screen and not have it be my sole focus for the rest of the movie, i’m so sorry robert eggers, but you had to know. you…
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3.75 rounded up
they said hot dogs are so overdone right now - churros!!!!! bananas!!!
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I’d say this is borderline 3.75?? And may possibly go up upon repeat viewings?
The visuals (sets, props, costumes, makeup, hair 👨🏻🍳💋👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻) and overall homage to quirky 80s dark comedies and old Hollywood horror films have my heart !!!!
I think the heavy-handed focus toward paying tribute to films in this style combined with a weaker storyline overtakes what Zelda Williams and Diablo Cody were trying to do. It’s such a good (seemingly harmonious) combo, artistically, though - I would…
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★★★★ Rewatched 25 Jun 2023
Just get this mans his coffee and muffin
He did all this on an empty stomach, no protein shake or nuffin. I would have peaced out the second I realized I left my drink on the top of my car.
We can’t speed through a McDs drive thru for an egg McMuffin and some hash browns?? Get that McDs sponsor money??
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